Steps for a successful ‘NEW’ love affair or A Simple way to keep ONE

its quite funny, my last post is causing me to think of ingenious ways of, lets say “safe cheating”, or “safe two timing” or say the best way to step out of a relation ship into a new one.

1. When you fell for someone, and dont know how to handle your existing relationship, make sure you dont get the POST Love Syndrome (POST Love Syndrome – The Guillotine or The Rack)
2. Next important thing is to start keeping a new diary or book. Note down anything that you share with your girlfriend. This can be extremely useful when u are breaking apart. HOW? imagine u shared your mail pwd and forgot. Who knows she might be still spying on you.
3. When out on shopping, make sure you practice self control. When she is busy digging through different dress(which apparently u see as the same), keep saying “hmmm”, “aahhaa”, “ya tru…”, “hmmm ok “, just take a dress out of the pile and say “this looks good”(whether she likes it or not) or “just keep staring at some one else’s zzzzz”
4. If you are two-timing, please dont think that you can manage all in your head. Keep a planner . Plan your time, distribute it, think of new excuses, and always make sure u keep saing “I Love You”.This helps to avoid any chance encounters or running into irreversible damage
5. While 2-timing keep two separate mobile’s. So this helps you not to run out of excuses when either one finds you busy.
6. Buy her lots and lots of Sandals … “A Sandal a week, keeps you regular Kiss uninterrupted.”

If you are planning to use these steps, … go ahead … let me know … I always enjoy a good laugh. These things are never true.

Yes girls love shopping, dressing up etc and we guys find it irritating. There is something that you girls/women will never understand. If a guy is not a flirt (someone like me … ahhmmm), it takes a lot of his energy and strength to come up to you and ask you out. You will practically kill the person when you reject him.

And guys, be a bit sensitive. Your girl is taking so much time dressing up and making herself look good just for you(its what i believe). Obviously they want you to think that you have the best girl in the world. But the sad part is that they end up over doing it.

NB: The last part applies to only true lovers only and for you are looking for time pass, please read the instruction from 1-6

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