Women: The reason for Road Accidents
Posted by Jerry on 13:44 - May 10, 2007
Well trust me on this. You’re taking this from someone who has survived the Hosur Road(The Infamous Hosur Road), so you have every reason to believe this.
Basically there are 2 types of Women. The first group, the ones that drive 2-wheelers and cars. I havent seen any drive buses and trucks, may be they are busy driving their guys 
. And the second, the ones that donot.
Nothing wrong with the ones that dont drive? You are totally mistaken. Wow!!! Bangalore is indeed the ‘Garden’ city. Mid-rise jeans , Minis, short-tops, rouge, 32-28-32 on a bike … how can a guy drive properly, but adore. If u see a pileup, or a heated argument between an auto-driver and a car driver arguing on whose mistake was it when the car hit the auto from behind. You hear then at the top of their voice, auto-driver “I braked coz of the traffic in front of me”; car-driver “u came out of no where”. The real reason, one of those seemingly benign creations of god must have been spotted by the sidewalk, or crossed in front of the auto. Simple!!!
Now the ones that drive, again of two types. First type, they drive with their legs popping out of the mopeds, making the moped a 2 wheel-2 legged vehicle; or the snail-drivers in cars, biting their lips together and a tensed look as if they are having a sub-critical nuclear bomb in their trunk.
These people cause minor accidents as motorists approach them at slow speed to adore them or for a quick glance. If she is what we call as a “bomb-shell”, then she will have a huge escort of bikes and cars, traffic police think as if some VIP is coming over. Bikers, they stick to those vehicles like swarm of bees. Everyone moving in for a quick peek.
Now the worse ones, the expert women drivers. They drive with such balance, elegance than most men, you wont believe your eyes when one passes you by. They drive with such authority, they master the roads where ever they go. Something most men cant do. And the worse accidents happens while chasing these sparrows around. Some ended up having their ‘last’ peek too… And i have seen 2 ladies, who drive their Honda Activas at 70+kph on Hosur Road at the time of morning rush hour.
Indu Nair said
The title should have been ‘Bird watching male drivers- The real accident causers’ rather than ‘Women: The reason for Road Accidents ‘. It would be incomplete if you call the road crossers in a busy hosur road as ‘women’. True that Women are more alert while driving . Thats y they keep their lips pressed ( Sometimes even i do that
while finding my way out of a block).They dont risk their life behind the steering by keeping their feet pressed down on the accelerator and challenging th co-drivers around.As you have noticed correctly the female drivers dont make an accident out of looking at strangers .:)
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Thanks Indu for that comment,
Well you should forget the fact that you survived hosur road, with me driving …
Jerry.
Stan... said
Jerry,
I have to admit u are very very true. I face this reality every day on my way to office.Either these females stand on the roadside, forcing to put a sudden brake or they zoooooom past you forcing u to increase ur speed to get behind them. As a matter of fact….The basic reason for my bike accidents i guess was “Women…The reason of Road Accidents”.Ohh please dont tell this to my parents!!!I’ll hav a road accident once i go back home
I guess its high time all guyz should start looking straight on the road only!!!!
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Thanks Stan,
No wonder why you had so many accidents
Jerry
Rahim Premji said
Due to reorganisation of our site the link you have mentioned for the Honda Activa is being removed. You may now link to Honda Activa