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Déjà Vu - The Waking

Posted by Jerry on 13:50 - March 5, 2008

Déjà vu!!!

Woke up in cold sweat.

It was still dark. No! i couldn’t open my eyes. The lids, they simply refused to budge.

My head was feeling heavy, pain running across in all direction. The feeling like some one drove a drill bit from behind. The pain was killing.

Breathing was heavy and obstructed. I had to struggle for each and every intake. The breath was more ready to leave my lung cavity than they wanted to stay in. It was a struggle to stay conscious.

It took some time for me to come to a sense close to normal. I was grunting like an old steam engine, ready to leave the platform. Every bit of muscle was put into action to move a finger.

Jolts of pain shot up in all direction. Legs!!! Couldn’t even sense them! Amputated? Paralyzed? Senses were of no use to conclude.

Arms were numb, they were drained of blood.

I lay there, just let the time pass.

5… 10… 15… i don’t know how much time i lay there in and out of consciousness, contemplating what had happened.

As time went by i knew, i was resting my body on a mattress. Through the crack in the opening of my eyes i could see blades going round and round above me, making the feeling of the cold sweat prominent.

I could make out that i was lying in that state for quite some time. I need to move and figure out what happened. How did i end up like that? I didn’t drink the last day. I came back directly from office. Remember having dinner with her. Was it HER who did this to me? She is too sweet to even hurt me by words. A Voice echoed at the back of my head, “That’s what they say about all those Bi**hes!!!”

No!! She can’t do this to me!!! No!!! Never!!!

…aaarrghhhh … i was out again… don’t know how long it was!!!

Could hear a familiar sound. What is it? Its sounds like a song, a melody? No! Its clear now, its something i have hated over the years. My Alarm!!!

Could finally reach out and turn it off and re coiled to the earlier position. What i’m in my own room!!!

Struggled to reach my mobile … Got it!!!… dialed … its ringing !!!

A voice answered from the other side, “Hello Jerry!!!”…

“I can’t come to office today!!!”

“What happened???”

“I think i have a bad cold!!!”

“Fine!!! Take rest and be back tomorrow…”

My Manager’s voice never sounded so sweet to me … Sweeter than her voice!!!

I love this FEVER!!!

Posted in Blogging, Celebrations, Cultures, Entertainment, Fun, ME, love, party, trying-out-humor | 4 Comments »

Its a 100′000 and counting ….

Posted by Jerry on 21:13 - March 1, 2008

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Lets call it one of my dreams. Never thought i would come so far and never expected to be a regular one either. So here i’m - my blog registered 100′000 visitors…Thanks to all… :)

Some updates rolling out soon ….

Posted in Blogging, Celebrations, Computer and Internet, Entertainment, Fun, Media, blog, festival | Tagged: , , | 1 Comment »

Valentine’s Day Contemplations

Posted by Jerry on 5:29 - February 14, 2008

“You don’t have to get me a red-rose. I’m already yours!!!”, well i still don’t know if that was a trick question or not that she threw at me. All i asked her, “Shall i give you a red-rose?”

Or rather i wasn’t supposed to ask anything like that. May be it was stupid cupid playing the role of the culprit. How the hell would i ever know what she meant? Cant they just ask us what they want rather than using virtual pointers. We run Java, pointers are not an option and why else do you think we date so many and never result in garbled memory. The core is never dumped.(2 years with IT industry this is all that i have left in my mind)

Sandy had said it the right way,

“And they say, love makes the world go round.
It sure does, in damned circles of nothingness.”

Inspired from Love and his post on Nothingness, came my two posts Second in Love and Second in Love - The Closure, two close to reality stories. 3 in fact!

Trust me “Guys who are Single”, the world will be mean to you, but once SHE is there in your life, your life can never get meaner. Jokes apart they do bring in a sense of orderliness if your really serious. I have seen that in people. They change overnight. Power of Love, they say, Power of HER i say.

Some people really live their life out on LOVE. They forget that they have a life that’s precious and they forget it. All the sweet words that you might have said and those moments that you cherished are all good. But once you break-up, you need to move on. Kambath Ishq, is to be blamed? No dude. Its you at blame’s end. Move on!!!

GUYs never ever on a very special day, especially on this day, tell her that you will get food from outside. You can never be convincing enough and wont sound sweet to her at all. Trust me all that She would hear would be, “I cant eat the carp that you prepare everyday! I need a break at least today. So lets eat outside”. Let her to decide. Its the safest bet. Watch “Pyaar Ke Side-Effects”, its a nice start for beginners.

As a parting gift, here is my 2 cents - Never trust someone who says, “I cant live without YOU! You’re my life”. Thats the biggest lie in the world.

And with all these said, I wonder why i’m still here in office on Valentine Day’s eve, working. She hasn’t called either. He phone is not reachable too…

(This post is now abruptly stopped. There has been a Fire Alarm at my office and Its a fake!!! Somebody got too steamy in love on V-Day i guess. ;) )

Posted in Advice, Celebrations, Computer and Internet, Cultures, Entertainment, Freedom, Fun, Gender, Life, Men, Sexs, Violence, War, Women, friends, love, stupidity, terrorism, wedding, work | 12 Comments »

Start Blogging and Continue Doing It

Posted by Jerry on 14:44 - February 8, 2008

[This is my first post in the company blog]

Its a good thing that my company introduced blogging to its employees. It was high time that this passion of a ‘netizen‘ was recognized. I see a lot of posts coming up and the enthusiasm was just simply WOW!!!. The fact is, most of the people lose their steam after the initial boost on writing. They come over enthusiastic and over time, they just don’t find what to write, some times intimidated by the way top bloggers write and the responses that they get and simply give up on blogging. “I cant do that, look how many hits (number of visitors to a blog) that person is getting.”

“So you a first time blogger… uhh????”, whats the big deal, write dude write!!! Thats what blogging initially is about. You need to write, write and write. Let that be anything about the good looking girl you found in the bus and wondering if u had her name can check her details in TedWeb, or how you burnt your break fast any damn thing goes into that. Novice bloggers - Just keep writing. You may not find any theme to write about, just write the crap that you feel like. May be no one is going to read it. So what, write.

So you are not new to blogging…!!!”, still keep writing. As you ‘mature’ (i hate to use this word), you will find out yourself that what you want to write about them most, what you like blogging about. May be its Mallaika Sherawat or Bipasha Basu , who cares write about them. Play with words. Frame some wacky phrases like - “Bipasha threw ambers of jealousy at young damsels”, just make sure that you girlfriend doesn’t read this and i’m not responsible at any cause.

The next thing that you should focus is - ‘Give and Take‘ principle. Go visit other’s blogs, read their articles, drop a comment or two at their blogs and posts. Trust me just by mere visiting no one is going to know that you visited their site. Build a community on the web. Join groups. There is a bangalorebloggers called as the Blog’a’loreans at Google.

Last, visit the top blogs around and read how they write and what draws the crowd to them. What is so special in their writing? Who are these people. I suggest - Digital Inspirations - Amit Agarwal, he is India’s first professional blogger, Kiruba Shankar, Silkboard, Seth Godin etc. These are some of my favorite. Silkboard esp. has an uncanny way to report on the bangalore traffic D . There are some Community driven blogs too like - Mutiny.in(i write here ;) ), Sepia Mutiny too.

“So you a pro blogger.. uhhh???”, great!!!. Keep writing and help others too. Its always fun to get people into blogging. The way i did it for my roommate.

Posted in Blogging, Computer and Internet, Entertainment, Friends Blogging, Fun, IT Industry, In My Readings, blog, love, wipro, work | 4 Comments »

Cricket Virus

Posted by Jerry on 14:58 - January 28, 2008

A game that is nowhere gets a whole page of news. A foreign Tennis player gets half a page when he is victorious. Yet the Indian pair of Bhupathi and Sania just gets less than quarter a page. They represented India, and they were beaten in the finals. If we can create a huge fuss about Indian cricket loosing then we can celebrate their near title miss. I have no idea. Leave all that how many knew that they made it to the finals of the mixed doubles at Australian Open

Over the days i have come to hate Cricket. It has become the single most inappropriate game that the Indians pursue these days. Its no less than a masala flick from a skimpy clad bollywood actress. There is nothing that you can define which is worth to be defined as memorable or a truly historic. I can hear people shout out what about the win at Perth? What about the lack of sportsmanship that was displayed by the mighty Aussies. I say damn all that. It was all as good as the wardrobe malfunction at fashion shows - you got to see something that you generally don’t see.

A racist remark, umpiring errors, a whole nation roars against that, a dramatic decision by the governing body, gentleman behavior by the captain - i’m asking do we need all these hype. Do we need cricket to survive. With cricket we no longer consider our neighbor as the arch rival anymore, its an island, miles south. The nation is celebrating victories and is doing injustice to other sports.

I dont care if the team loses or wins. The media makes sure that news reaches me even if i dont want to read it. Its in the front page of every news paper, flash news on TV. get out on the road, every one speaks about that, at work place the screens will have the score board open and local commentators shout out updates. I’m sick of this. Cant we just have some other sports take the center stage.

Does anyone care about what is happening to the other players. May be the media should dedicate time for other sports as well. At least report on the pitiable conditions of the other players. May be it should just avoid reporting in cricket. They are not GODs. They don’t deserve so much of attention.

Indians wake up, its just a game. F**K cricket. Its not really worthy of any praise now.

Posted in Advice, Cricket, Cultures, Entertainment, Government, Hockey, India, Media, Nation, News and politics, Sport, attitude, games | 2 Comments »

Congrats Sania and Mahesh

Posted by Jerry on 14:42 - January 28, 2008

Sania and Mahesh have made India Proud again.

They might have lost the finals but they made it there and that is commendable. They made it to the finals by defeating Nathalie Dechy of France and Andy Ram of Israel (6-4, 6-2). In the finals they lost to Chinese-Siberian pair of Sun Tiantian and Nenad Zimonjic (7-6, 6-4).

Well done duo.

Posted in Entertainment, India, Media, Nation, News and politics, Sport, festival | No Comments »

Strings Concert - They Rocked Bangalore…

Posted by Jerry on 19:13 - January 21, 2008

The first ever proper concert in banaglore after being here for 2 years.

Yes Friday i went for the Strings concert at Palace Grounds Banaglore, with Sandy, Sanju, Snigdha and Vinayak. Technically it was the Saif-Parikarma, Strings concert. But i was there just for Strings. I love their music. They make songs that i just can listen to at anytime. Simply fascinating.

They sang - Duur, Naajanay Kyoun (Spiderman 2 OST), Zinda Hoon [Zinda OST], Anjane …

I didnt really enjoy the Saif-Parikarma part of the concert. Heavy metal is for babies. Who want to shout out loud that they are grown. The other music is the real one. Good Soothing and enevrvating.

Strings just stole the show. and i had the best place for the concert. Right next to the stage. Saw Bilal and Faisal up close.

The concert was packed with surprises. During the Saif-Parikarma concert Robin Uttappa and Sreesanth comes on stage. Well that was some thing that none expected. In fact that was the only thing that was good about the Saif part of the concert. Other than that it was loud drums, screams and bull shit. At times i was wondering what exactly Saif was doing on stage.

There is another part of the concert that i need to say, its all about i asking a girl out for the concert and where in she nearly killed me with a stare .. await that soon … :) That will be an exclusive …

Posted in Celebrations, Cultures, Entertainment, Fun, Music, Pakistan, Report | 2 Comments »

Script, The

Posted by Jerry on 17:48 - January 21, 2008

I had already mentioned that i’m writing a script for the New Year celebration at my office, thought i will just share  the complete one here.
In the final final script. I’m playing my own character, The Writer.
All the persons in the play are characters in my office. This is what went through my head when i sat down to write the script. So what better way to put that as a play.
The characters include a King, Queen and Manjulika, which were supposed to be the real characters of my play. Then it has Captain (she leads our team Globetrotters), manager Swaraj (there is no one called Swaraj here. It has been derived from two names), and Jobless Manager. The Jobless Manager is in fact a real person and has tonnes of job, but she is kid enough to spare time for a cup to tea every day. Everyone played their own part except for the manager.
So here it is at google docs. Let me know what you feel about my maiden script.

Posted in Art, Entertainment, Fun, ME, New Year, party, smile | No Comments »

iPhone : The Untold Story

Posted by Jerry on 14:42 - January 10, 2008

Wired.com has this article : The Untold Story: How the iPhone Blew Up the Wireless Industry.
Truly its the Untold Story on how iPhone took over the mobile industry and made the fellow competitors run for their money.

The demo was not going well.
Again.

It was a late morning in the fall of 2006. Almost a year earlier, Steve Jobs had tasked about 200 of Apple’s top engineers with creating the iPhone. Yet here, in Apple’s boardroom, it was clear that the prototype was still a disaster. It wasn’t just buggy, it flat-out didn’t work. The phone dropped calls constantly, the battery stopped charging before it was full, data and applications routinely became corrupted and unusable. The list of problems seemed endless. At the end of the demo, Jobs fixed the dozen or so people in the room with a level stare and said, “We don’t have a product yet.”

Read on …

Posted in Computer and Internet, Entertainment, Fun, Geekiness, Music, News and politics, Report, Review | 2 Comments »

TATA ‘NANO’ - Its for you

Posted by Jerry on 14:19 - January 10, 2008

The 1 lakh car, i.e., $2500 car has been unveiled. Dubbed the people’s car it is now the center piece of the Automotive industry. Top car manufacturers argued that it would be causing more pollution. But it meets the Euro and Indian Emmission standards.

Ratan Tata said the car was “a safe, affordable and all weather transport - a people’s car, designed to meet all safety standards and emissions laws and accessible to all”.

All major Indian News channels are covering it.  A truly Indian Event.
Now all that it needs to worry is how it will handle the Indian Terrain.
Will it satisfy everyone’s needs? Lets Wait…

More by Chacko, who is live blogging at Mutiny-Tata NANO Launched - Live blogging

Posted in Entertainment, India, Nation | 1 Comment »