Archive for the 'Rubbish' Category
Posted by Jerry on 13:52 - January 8, 2008
Off lately i devoted my procrastinated time for some script writing for a skit that was supposed to be the part of the on going new year celebration at my office. i have no idea what made take up the task and what the organizers were thinking when they gave it to me. They wanted a Court scene, not the ‘barrister kind’ of court but with king and queen and having some technical dialogs added to it to make it funny. Did they say ‘funny’. Right they have no idea that they just did.
So i finally got down to write. I complete the Initial scene and then i start writing
in a kingdom far far away called Bhool Bhulayya (i know thats a shitty name but i was more bend on having a script than names), there lived a king called Windows 3.1 and queen Linux (so now its technical too)
King (looks at a confused queen ) : dear why do u look like Brad Pitt who just saw Rakhi Sawant in his room
Queen (puzzled) : What?
King : He left the booty for the boobs and now he is seeing an all in one package and is confused.
At this point all writing stopped. I was thinking, if i have to have a decent script i shouldn’t be at least half myself. It shouldn’t contain profanity, more over it should have jokes that people can understand. The Brad Pitt - Rakhi Sawant joke only 2 out of 4 people laughed and 2 asked what does it men. But the 2 did laughed, that does matter. What can i say - Birds of the same feather flock together…
With the absence of a real story my script was not going any where. Then it stuck me, the best comedy is Life. I will write about the incidences that lead to the writing of a script by ME. Cool!!! Thats it.
So wait for the insainly absurd script that is now going to be staged
Posted in Entertainment, Fun, Rubbish, trying-out-humor, wipro, work | 1 Comment »
Posted by Jerry on 16:35 - September 25, 2007
100s of mails celebrating India’s win. Every mail having the same set of Photos and the same lines and the same message.
But it was this one mail that caught my attention. The mail was just one line and it left me laughing 
MISBAH THOUGHT HE WAS SENDING THE BALL TO A PLACE WHERE THERE WAS NO ONE.
HE DID NOT KNOW THAT THERE IS A MALAYALI* IN EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD!!!
* Malayali is what people of Kerala is known as, after their mother tongue Malayalam.
Sreesanth who took the wicket is a Malayali. 
Posted in Celebrations, Cricket, Fun, Rubbish, Sport, Twenty20, trying-out-humor | 2 Comments »
Posted by Jerry on 11:59 - August 17, 2007
Posted in Celebrations, Cultures, Entertainment, Fun, Life, Media, Men, Online News, Rubbish, Sexs, Town & City Life, Window's Message, Women, trying-out-humor | No Comments »
Posted by Jerry on 16:15 - August 8, 2007
Ok here is an interesting news …
Posted in Media, News and politics, Rubbish, Window's Message | No Comments »
Posted by Jerry on 10:22 - July 18, 2007
All the treat ayurvedic
Yet another mail fwd!!! No idea who clicked it…
Posted in Fun, Nation, Rubbish, Town & City Life, Window's Message | No Comments »
Posted by Jerry on 18:30 - July 10, 2007
I donno what to say … i’m working on this new look and i have changed the look 3 times. This one being the last change.. (i guess)
Posted in Blogging, Fun, ME, Rubbish | No Comments »
Posted by Jerry on 17:46 - July 9, 2007
A simple query — whether pubescent girls can go to co-educational institutions — has set the cat among the pigeons, with Darul Uloom Deoband, issuing a fatwa against co-education for Muslims [TOI News report]
I have nothing against the Muslims, theirs is a great religion, but have to say these people are real a$$h0l3$..
With India almost topping the charts in the world wide AIDS survey, and given the global sex report (Virgin Indians), where are we going with such nonsense orders. Well u can prevent AIDS that way, but aint it better to teach them about condoms (WTF? and WTF is WTF????) and safe sex???
I’m not telling that we should go ahead and break all traditions, but curiosity will indeed kill that cat … I hope everyone got what i meant
What do these people gain from such orders? Media attention, fame … after that??? Does the meaning of ‘Free Country’, implies you can dictate over other people?
Ok i get it, all clergy of Darul Uloom Deoband, would have been cheated by their love during their teens. Thats the best guess i can make… 
What say???
Posted in Advice, Cultures, Freedom, Gender, Law and Order, Media, Men, Nation, News and politics, Religion, Rubbish, Sexs, Town & City Life, Women | 1 Comment »
Posted by Jerry on 2:19 - July 5, 2007
Lately, i was contacted by a person, who also happened to be working at the same company. He contacted me after seeing by blog (that was something i liked). He gave me this notion of getting a good domain name.
That got me thinking, ok, thats not a bad idea, i’ll get a new domain name. But to my horror, i found that, as much as i’m bad in memorizing names of people, i just cant come up with a decent domain name. What will i do?
I mailed everyone i know, even to people i havent talked for weeks, asking them to help me find a good domain name, i even offered a treat to the best domain name suggested. Well they all suggested names, may be or may be not keeping in mind the person i’m, but none i liked.
So now i put it as a public request to find me a good domain name.
A mug of beer of your choice, if i take the name you suggest.
Posted in Blogging, Computer and Internet, Friends Blogging, Fun, Rubbish, Window's Message | 2 Comments »
Posted by Jerry on 11:51 - June 27, 2007
How do u get around the law that makes helmet mandatory for bikers ???
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This is how… The law states that the rider needs a helmet, but the pillion needn’t
Mallus are intelligent !!!!
Posted in Entertainment, Fun, Kerala, Malayali, Nation, Rubbish, Town & City Life, Window's Message | No Comments »
Posted by Jerry on 10:34 - May 23, 2007
I went for bowling yesterday and the sign where the balls comes out had this sign …
Now what should i say … 
Posted in Fun, Rubbish, Sport, Town & City Life, Window's Message | 2 Comments »
